therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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