I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Randomize