I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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