glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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