having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I am one with the molecules
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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