At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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