The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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