You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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