woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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