Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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