Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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