Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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