just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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