Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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