it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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