those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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