and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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