Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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