weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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