How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Bring me that man meat
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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