Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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