At least make sure they are 18
Why
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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