So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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