do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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