now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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