We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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