Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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