my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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