Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I am spending my child support on dildos
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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