how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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