Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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