Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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