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(913): View more from Kansas

I love sluts.

(402): View more from Nebraska

I end my prayers with that every single night.

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(860): View more from Connecticut

drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy

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(815): View more from Illinois

u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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(706): View more from Georgia

When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.

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(347): View more from New York

I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills

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(309): View more from Illinois

i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.

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