we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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