Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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