Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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