When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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