They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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