Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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