Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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