Jerry, you need to find god
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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