Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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