How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
