You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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