I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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