I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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