I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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