I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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