I'm eating all of the evidence.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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