I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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