pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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