i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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