porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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