More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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